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Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”

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Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best

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Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,
and impossible to forget.

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eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

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Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall

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To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!

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To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,

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Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!

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A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study

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It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS

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You must be a good runner because
you are always running in my mind,
you must be a good thief because
you have stolen my heart,
and
i am always a bad shooter because
I Miss You Always...

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True love is like a pillow
U could HUG it when u r in trouble
U could CRY on it when u r in pain
U could EMBRACE it when u r happy

Want True Love?

Spend Rs.50 BUY A PILLOW

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Dictionary is da only place where death comes before life,
success before work,
& divorce before marriage.
but the Best part is
Friend comes before relatives :)

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A true Friend
is not like
',",'Rain',",'
Which Rained & left away.
A true friend is like
~_~AIR_~_~
Symptoms silient but always around u :)

Take Care alot

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May our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold into diamonds... and may our diamonds be forever... Then we'll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty

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Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects

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Child Donkey: Mum with whom shall I play, every donkey is busy. Mother Donkey: Don't worry son, see here, this donkey will be free after reading this SMS.

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Husband asks, do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means… Without Information fighting every time! WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot For Ever

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What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
Panic is when both are pregnant.

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GALILEO:
great mind
EINSTEIN:
genius mind
NEWTON:
extraordinary mind
BILL GATES
brilliant mind
ME:
master mind
YOU:
oh!
never mind

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I have a confession to make
ever since I met u its been hard for me to 4get u
every night I see u in my dreams
and find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST !!!

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Some times small
things in life
hurt a lot.....
If u don't agree
with me....
Then >>>>
Try to sit
on a Common Pin !!

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To live this life i need a heart beat, to have a heart beat i need a heart to have a heart i need hapines and to have hapiness i need u

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Wrote your name on the sands.....It got washed away,i wrote your name in air....It got blown away,so i write your name in my heart...I got heart attack!!!

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Your attention please
Thanks 4 ur attention. Now carry on ur work...

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Hey listen......
Two people were asking
Me about you,
I give them ur address
And cell no,
They will b visiting u soon,
Their names r joy n happiness.

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Let me
draw ur
face!
Dont
MOVE!
Nearly
finished
OK
Done!
Wanna have
a look?
.,|!|,.
( o)(o)
  ( ,)

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Height of fashion?
Dhoti wid zip.
Height of secrecy?
Blank visiting card.
Height of stupidity?
Looking thru a keyhole of glass door.
Height of honesty?
Pregnant woman purchases 1 & a half ticket.
Height of de-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
Height of timewasting?
U reading the whole msg.

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Friendship is the rainbow between
2 hearts
sharing of 7 colors.
1.LOVE
2.SADNESS
3.HAPPINESS
4.TRUST
5.FAITH
6.SECRET
7.CARE
Take Care n Have a nice day:-)

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(use mirror to read)
pls dnt erase!
its really interesting

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This iz crime story
5 frndz lived in a room
Namely
MAD
BRAIN
FOOL
NOBODY
SOMEBODY
1day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
At that time BRAIN was in bathroom,
MAD called police.
MAD:Is it police station?
Police:Yes,wht iz the matter?
MAD:SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
Police:R u mad?
MAD:Yes,i"m MAD.
Police:Dnt u've BRAIN.
MAD:BRAIN iz in bathroom..
Police:U FOOL...
MAD:No,FOOL is reading this sMs

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it takes 15 trees 2 produce d amount of paper dat we use 2 write in 1 exam.join us in promoting d noble coz of saving treez.....say NO 2 exams:-)

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I
miss
"STARS"
sTARs think i m serious
bUt i m joking!
I
miss
"MOON"
m00n thinks i m serious
bUt im joking!
I
miss
"U"
U think i m joking
but i m serious!

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Medicines and friendship
cure our problems.
The only difference is that,
Friendship don't have an expiry date.

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Today is Donald Duck's birthday .... :)
So wish him by sending this sms to every cartoon you know.
Just like I did by sending this sms to you...

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Roses r red violets r blue.
Monkeys like u should kept in a zoo Don't get angry because u will find me there too. Not in a cage but laughing at you

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Dear customer,
U r not using ur SmS service properly.Ur sim will be deactivated soon.To avoid this,urgently reply with a cute SmS to the sender.
Sndr's watng?

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3 monkeys escaped from zoo!
Ist watching T.V. 2nd plays soccer n 3rd is...
Not u yaar ! 3rd is eating banana.y u r always think u r a monkey

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I'd love to take u out 4 dinner, make u sit beside the candle light, shower u with roses and utter those 3 magical words in ur ear "PAY THE BILL

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Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me.
It was the sweetest thing that ever could be.
It was a fantasy, a dream come true
it was the day I met you.

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Love is like a cloud...
love is like a dream...
love is 1 word and everything in between...
love is a fairytale come true...
Coz I found love when I found U.

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Roses are red, violets are blue,
I was born beautiful,
but what the hell happened to you?

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Girls are like phones,
we like to be held and talked too,
but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

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We will now upgrade your brain,
please wait....
Searching....
searching...
still searching....
sorry,
NO BRAIN found...!

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Roses r red, violets r blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are u.
But the roses r wilting, the violets r dead,
The sugar bowl's empty and so is your head!

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This sms can only be read by someone SMART,
try again,
again,
maybe you are..
just not smart??
one more time.
hey don't force it ugly!!!

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Last night I wanted to send you a msg,
But all I could write was,
“noh ss!w !”.
It didn’t make mush sense
Until I read it upside down...

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I'd love to ask how old you are,
but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.

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Who said English is easy???
Fill in the blanks with YES or NO.
1.______I don’t have Brain.…
2.______I don’t have Sense.…
3.______I am Stupid....

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A physiological study has proved that
all the fools, donkeys, monkeys
used their thumbs to read the messages
Don’t change your finger know its too late.

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How to keep an idiot entertained
*press down*
…………………………………
How to keep an idiot entertained
*press up*

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FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forget but how U forgive,
Not how U listen but how U Understand,
Not what U see but how U feel,
and not how U Let Go but how U hold on!!!

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WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever

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A Friendship is Sweet when its NEW..
Its Sweeter when its TRUE
But Its Sweetest when the friend is like U.

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Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense............??
Tell you later........

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Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...
Sorry I am leaving now, I can't find a brain

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A million words would not bring you back,
I know, because I've tried.
Neither would a million tears.
I know, because I've cried.

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Hey friend remember that without stupidity
there can be no wisdom and
without ugliness there can be no beauty.
so the world needs YOU after all!

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Minds are like Parachutes.
They work best when open

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If I could rearrange the alphabet,
I'd put U and I together

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Aim for the stars.
But first, aim for their bodyguards

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ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction

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Why were males created before females?
Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy

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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog,
to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog,
for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ...
Now read without the word dog.

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All day I thought of you....
I was at the zoo.

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CNN News.
Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama.
FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

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Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

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Hi there, I'm a human being!
What are you?

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Brains aren't everything.
In fact in your case they're nothing

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I heard someone whisper your name,
but when I turned around to see who it was,
I notice I was alone,
then I realize it was my heart
telling me that I miss you.

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My eyes are hurting coz I can't see U,
My arms are empty coz I can't hold U,
My lips are cold coz I can't kiss U
but, My heart is breaking coz I'm not with U!

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I need you to know our friendship means a lot -
If you cry then I cry,
if you laugh then I laugh..
if you jump out the window
I look down then....I laugh again

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True friends warm the heart,
make you laugh, smile...
yes, you are a true friend.

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A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.

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Always draw a circle around the ones you love,
never draw a heart because hearts can be broken,
but circles are never ending.

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Memories last forever, they simply never die,
true friends stay together - they NEVER say good-bye.

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God made man and then rested.
God made women and then no one rested

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I believe in Angels, the ones that Heaven sends.
Each day I tell those Angels,
you are my best of friends.

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Friendships multiply joys and divide grief.

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Without humor, life sucks
Without Love, Life seems hopeless.
But without a friend like you,
life is nearly impossible.

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If you need advice, text me...
if you need a friend, call me ...
if you need me, come to me...
if you need money........
SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

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It takes a minute to have a crush,
an hour to like someone,
and a day to love someone,
but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

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If you can't change your mind,
are you sure you still have one?

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Marriage is a three ring circus:
an engagement ring,
a wedding ring,
and suffering

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A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend.

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What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women

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What's the quietest place in the world?
The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

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News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo...
1 was caught watching tv...
another playing football and
the third one was caught reading this txt message

Define love in detail.

Teacher: define Love & explain in detail?

Student:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship btween boys & girls that can cause death of one or both depending on the resistance associated

Types:
One sided &
two sided

Age:
Usually occurs in Teenage but now a days can be found in any age

Symptoms:
Tension
Daydreaming
Phone addiction

Diagnosis By:
Diary
Photos
Mobile

TREATMENT:
ANTI-LOVE Therapy by Father/Mother’s Footwear:)

you are gone broken heart sms

Sunshine was never the same
Feelings were never easy
Memories are all I have
Residing in my heart as an album

Each day passes by
With memories of yesterday
Not wanting to accept
Bitter truth that you are gone

A broken heart is like a dog bite.

A broken heart is like a dog bite.
The pain will go away,
but the scar will last forever

I Love U More Than Myself

I really love YOU …
But YOU love someone else…
When I SEE YOU…
I can’t close my eyes…
I just want YOU to say how much I care about U…
May I could say YOU at someTime …..
I Love You More Than Myself …

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! 
Saint: I don't have. 
TT: Where do you want to go? 
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya! 
TT: Come, lets go! 
Saint: Where? 
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail. 

A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position... 

FOOL SMS

 
U are a... 



B. I. T. C. H. 



Beautiful 



Intelligent 



Talented 



Cute 



Horny 



r u smiling now? 



*YOU BITCH* 

 
Hi, 

Doing nothing? 

Then Make a Place, 

4 Me in ur Heart!! 

I May come there any time! 

Ur's Faithfully, 

"HeArT aTtAcK" 

 
SomeOne.. 
MiSSES U.. 
NeeDS U.. 
Worries About U 
Lonely Without U 
Guess Who? 
THE MONKEY IN 
... THE ZOO ... 

 
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! 


Just a second, don't misunderstand. 
CUTE means: 
Creating 
Useless 
Troubles 
Everywhere.. 

 
A - U r Attractive 
B - U r the Best 
C - U r Cute 
D - U r Dear 2 Me 
E - U r Excellent 
F - U r Funny 
G - U r Good-Looking 
H - hehehe 
I - I'm 
J - JOKING 

 
So Sweet is ur SMILE??? 
so Sweet is ur STYLE??? 
so Sweet is ur VOICE??? 
so Sweet is ur EYE????? 
see .......how Sweetly I LIE. 

 
For pepsi "shahrukh" 


For coke "aamir" 


For mirinda "vivek" 


For fanta "rani" 


& For Thums Up "Akshay" 


Don't worry 
For Bante wala soda "You" 
Cheers !!! 

 
When things go wrong 


When sadness fills your heart 


When tears flow in your eyes 


Always remember 3 things 
1) I am with you 
2) You have money 
3) Bar is open, Lets go. 

 
If u don't mind 


If u don't feel bad 



If don't hesitate 



Please...... 



give me a 



K 



ki 




kis 




kiss 




kiss...... 





kissan jam bottle 
just RS.22.50 only. soon...... 

 
I 


I l 


I lo 


I lov 


I love 


I love you... 



I love you the most. 


I love you the best. 



I love you a lot.. 



Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said " People should LOVE animals. 

 
Last night I Got a severe Head pain... 
I went to the Doctor ... 
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person... 

" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"